Pocket Money


When Michael Lyons, a publisher in Maine, began to have pain in his back, he went to his doctor who gave him a simple prescription.

“Lose the Wallet.”

Within days of removing the wallet from his rear pant’s pocket, Michael felt better.

He was faced with another problem which began to affect his friends and family.

Where do you put your wallet?

When he kept it in his jacket pocket, he would forget his jacket causing multiple short term cash flow issues. (That’s a nice way of saying his friends paid for lunch.)

So, Michael began to look at the design of hundreds of wallets and found that the shape of wallets has not really changed in centuries.

And after studying the shape and cut of men’s pants, he came up with a revolutionary design, one that fit the contour of a front pant’s pocket.

The Rogue Wallet was born.

For forty years, my best friend has always taken his wallet out of his pocket and placed it onto the kitchen bar as soon as he walked into his home or my house. I never really questioned why until recently. He hates how it feels….so much so, he removes it whenever he can.

The Rogue Wallet is made of genuine leather and is black in color. It has room for your cash, IDs, and 3 credit cards.

I showed the wallet to my wife and she thought it would add years to my wardrobe. I was puzzled as she led me to the closet.

As she showed me each pair of pants with a worn right rear area, she said, tongue-in-cheek, “You need one!” What a pain in the butt! I’ve been making a fashion faux-pas and never saw it.

But I’m putting it all behind me…wait a minute, in front of me. I’m getting the Rogue Wallet, a unique flat wallet for only $29.95.

Chiropractors love it.
Pickpockets hate it.
And now, my derrière has more flair.

-Bud